It seriously changed immediately.

I will defend Cinderella to the the grave. Night Songs for fucking ever.

Fuck you discus. I'm ma post in ahneewayz

that plants its seeds in your stomach.

Ah consumptive women. We all remember our first; mine was Lara Flynn Boyle in The Road to Wellville.

In posts to come, you have succinctly put into words the greatest travesty I have encountered in my 36 years of existence.

Agreed.  Watching Ewoks play drums on an imperial Storm Trooper helmet bothered me much as a child.  We should have seen Phantom Shitshow coming twelve parsecs away.

FINALLY.  somebody fucking said it.  you and me, Yee Yee.  We be friends.

at this point, about half way through; and still now mention of the greatest travesty of all time……maybe I'm solo on this one….

i will now scroll through 927 comments to see who has already brought it up and my faith in AV club humanity will be restored.

AND YES, I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS AT THIS MOST GLARING OMISSION. 

what in da FUCK!?!?!?!  even when star wars was brought up it was wrong.  THE BIGGEST LETDOWN IN ANYBODY'S ARTISTIC EXPECTATIONS HAS TO BE THE STAR WARS PREQUELS.  

The authorities said that is was best left unsolved.

poopy metal.  that sounds about right.

I actually bought a Budgie CD.

For Metallica's inspiration to FWTBT, listen to the end of Black Sabbath's Fairies Wear Boots.

friggin metlica got me to discover kyuss BEFORE they broke up.

FUCKING REVELATIONS!  Bonus points for being the first to say it.

Fetch yer daughter.

Transylvania; LossFerWords; MoonChild; Trooper..