My laptop can’t even run Hearthstone playably... XD

lol No way in hell I’m playing Sleeping Dogs or Euro Truck on my craptop....

Member when Sandman could stun ubers and made players stand still?

Member when Sandman could stun ubers and made players stand still?

But why is this on Kotaku?

It’s Phantom Squad (aka Lizard Squad) again.

Maybe one day people won’t set such unrealistic expectations.

If only there was a dingo...

You... don’t play many games then.

You... don’t play many games then.

I said over 8GB. Even at the lowest texture resolution, which looks like complete ass, the game will keep climbing up to and exceeding 8Gb.

I said over 8GB. Even at the lowest texture resolution, which looks like complete ass, the game will keep climbing…

Make sure you have over 8GB of RAM if you end up getting the PC version... on any settings.

Make sure you have over 8GB of RAM if you end up getting the PC version... on any settings.

I feel like this this conversation is full of overly witty lines that you just wanted to say... by both of you lol.

How about Cyanide & Happiness?

Just because it’s free on Origin Access doesn’t mean it’s free for everyone... Or anyone for that matter.

Next up: Not, can it run Crysis, but “Can it run Crytek?...”

Stop flooding Kotaku with this.

How are your games looking?

Bee Movie. Of course.... And is that El Dorado or Road to El Dorado?

Here’s a blast from the past for you... Anyone play Freekstyle?

except that it completed the rotations for you, unlike SSX1.