How long did it take to come up with that crack?

Came here to post this. Glad it was taken care of in short order.

Came here to post this. Glad it was taken care of in short order.

Brittany Murphy's sing-song whisper "I'll never tell…" from some stupid movie with Michael Douglass got a lot of play in my house.

Brittany Murphy's sing-song whisper "I'll never tell…" from some stupid movie with Michael Douglass got a lot of play in my house.

You're a dead man, Ramsey.

You're a dead man, Ramsey.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus - True, but there are many who feel that the increased attention given to Snoopy, not to mention his extended family, ruined the charm and depth of Peanuts.  There are a few articles on the topic floating around.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus - True, but there are many who feel that the increased attention given to Snoopy, not to mention his extended family, ruined the charm and depth of Peanuts.  There are a few articles on the topic floating around.

Well, if you're a "Snoopy ruined the Peanuts" guy, then maybe Wes Craven, for making grimy exploitation mainstream?  And that would make Michael Bay and the Platinum Dunes people Olaf and Spike.

Well, if you're a "Snoopy ruined the Peanuts" guy, then maybe Wes Craven, for making grimy exploitation mainstream?  And that would make Michael Bay and the Platinum Dunes people Olaf and Spike.

Man, sometimes being a horror movie fan is like being Charlie Brown.  Every time I see an ad for a potentially scary movie, I say "This one won't suck!" and run towards it. One commercial for this movie was just a shot of the actress's face as fingers crept out from her hairline, with something like "It's not real"…

Man, sometimes being a horror movie fan is like being Charlie Brown.  Every time I see an ad for a potentially scary movie, I say "This one won't suck!" and run towards it. One commercial for this movie was just a shot of the actress's face as fingers crept out from her hairline, with something like "It's not real"…

You know, there was so much other carnage that I didn't even notice the lack of ding-dong ripping.  I can only feel retroactively cheated.

You know, there was so much other carnage that I didn't even notice the lack of ding-dong ripping.  I can only feel retroactively cheated.

It really is a unique performance, translating Pilate's now-cliche hand washing into a bureaucratic exasperation, simultaneously annoyed with Jesus's rabble-rousing and genuinely dumbfounded that the man would do nothing to save himself.

It really is a unique performance, translating Pilate's now-cliche hand washing into a bureaucratic exasperation, simultaneously annoyed with Jesus's rabble-rousing and genuinely dumbfounded that the man would do nothing to save himself.

I was on a Chopin panel for a lit conference a few years back, and a few of the presenters and attendees — some of them notable Chopin scholars — were absolutely adamant that we don't know if Edna dies at the end.  It seems pretty obvious to me that she does, but I'm not at all an early 20th/late 19th American lit…

I was on a Chopin panel for a lit conference a few years back, and a few of the presenters and attendees — some of them notable Chopin scholars — were absolutely adamant that we don't know if Edna dies at the end.  It seems pretty obvious to me that she does, but I'm not at all an early 20th/late 19th American lit…

These movies are opening next week: