These movies are opening next week:

I was really hoping some posters calling themselves TheRealElliottKalan or ElliotKalan69 would show up here.

I was really hoping some posters calling themselves TheRealElliottKalan or ElliotKalan69 would show up here.

I liked this one, too, and it even almost got me to watch Immortals, which would be the first time the Flop House has convinced me to watch a movie that isn't Castle Freak.  I was flipping through the Netflix Instant and thought, "You know, I really liked The Fall and that R.E.M. video; plus, I'd like to see a guy get…

I liked this one, too, and it even almost got me to watch Immortals, which would be the first time the Flop House has convinced me to watch a movie that isn't Castle Freak.  I was flipping through the Netflix Instant and thought, "You know, I really liked The Fall and that R.E.M. video; plus, I'd like to see a guy get…

I'm primarily a DC guy, and have never liked any of the main Avengers outside of Cap, but The Ultimates really worked for me.  I loved the whole "Thor as crazy environmentalist/self-help guru" that they played with for a while, and that was the first time I ever cared about Iron Man.  I thought it was a very solid…

Yeah, I had heard that Bryzgalov was weird, even for a goalie, but I always thought they meant "calm to the point of autism," not out of his mind crazy like Ed Belfour.

And then Superman meekly reminds everyone that flight is still the safest way to fly.  It was everything perfect about Superman distilled into one scene.

I cannot express how much I wish DC would just let a variation of the Brave and the Bold version be the mainstream version of Aquaman — I guy who thinks that its really cool that he can talk to fish, who loves being a super-hero, and who doesn't quite understand that other people might not find him as outrageous as he…

The ending did nothing for me either.  Actually, nothing in the movie worked for me.  The theatre lights went up and my wife and I looked at each other and said, "That's it?"

My favorite Sons episode is the one with the montage set to a slow acoustic cover of a well-known classic rock song.  You know the one.

Funny names are never funny? Wait 'till Biggus Dickus hears about this!

The pot episode isn't the best, but it does have some fantastic moments. I particularly like the bit where Millie and Lindsay plainly discuss their friendship and both recognize that they aren't the same people they used to be. Not only does it flesh out Millie's character, it is also a fairly common experience that…