I’m only 34 so I’m less decomposed. But I died in the Bowling Green Massacre, so I’ve been decomposing since the 35th of Febtober in the year of our Lord two thousand six hundred ninety eleventy four.

Made in America?

re: 2) he does like pleasure spiked with pain, so probably.

Don’t do it. I’ve been 31 all year and now I just have boxes for feet and moss for hair. It’s really sad.

I’m 31 in a few weeks and I’m keeping four of my toes on with duct tape and a sock, and frankly I’m afraid to take the sock off at this point.

I’d bet he made “vroom-vroom” noises as his noodle arms attempted to turn the wheel

I just turned 32 and the other day one of my arms fell off.

Wow, that pilot got three Nazis and a Monopoly train.

“Air Lingus? Too much work. I just grab ‘em.”

1) So, I like visiting the Air & Space Museum, but if they close it down and just let Trump roam around there the next 4 years if he just agrees to leave us the fuck alone, I’m fine with that.

He probably likes it so much because his plane is 30 years old and smells like KFC being deep fried in self-tanning lotion.