Eh, he'll make the most of it. He's an extraordinary machine.

Sarah was always the only one I could stand. Josh spent the entire first season thinking with his dick, just like Ali is now thinking with hers; and Ali's efforts to broaden her sympathies come off as SO superficial and pandering. Sarah, on the other hand, has made the most sincere, least cringeworthy efforts to…

A hell of a lot of Henry James. It may kill me, but at least I'll have been killed by the one I love, right?

And YOU get the shiny gold medal for the correct reading of Season 7!

That picture has plunged me deep into the uncanny valley and I don't think I can ever return to the surface world. Farewell.

I will accept this fraud only because Bette Davis was denied a much-deserved Oscar for "All About Eve" after she was jammed into the category alongside her (inferior, but still vote-splitting) co-star. It happened decades before I was born and I am still bitter.

Go back to "Veep," Karen.

So… this is pretty much like everything else that Rushdie has ever written? Surprising!

This album is the American Horror Story of music. I can't tell whether the good parts are on purpose or some freaky accident.

…except that the best postmodern novelists have managed to do (in individual novels if not across an entire oeuvre) what Tarentino has done in film while also adding human resonances. It's not a postmodern problem; it's a Tarentino problem.

"Lost in Translation" is worth the hype. Everything else is negligible.

Preach, sista.

I know this is a joke, but I choose to believe that this will one day be real because it would be too beautiful.

Um, "Ultraviolence" was very well received outside of the AV Club? You can hate Lana all you want, but that doesn't change the positive notices that her sophomore album received.

While I think this is just a classic Woody Allen fake humility moment, I think he's actually right about himself. None of his films really "do it" for me, mostly because they never turn the screw on their characters far enough, even when the situation demands it. It's like his paper-thin, winsome sense of ironic…

Team Lilah forever. That is all.

"A Hole in the World" somehow left me not too moved. A certain scene in "Not Fade Away," on the other hand, is… Um… I'm sorry, is there a lot of cat dander in here?

Colette is a she, not a what, and she wrote the book upon which "Gigi" is based. You probably should have googled her before posting.

I know that pretty much everyone disagrees, but Atticus in his TKAM form is not "a great character." He's too damn perfect in every way; he doesn't have dimensions or depth, and he all but sinks the original novel. I understand that it must be "traumatic" for readers to have their favorite childhood saint be revealed…

AHS succeeds at the Emmys more from a lack of competition than from actual quality or from FX lobbying it to hell.