Ah, yes. Plenty of room under the trailer for so I can hide from the cops in my black Honda Civic. Saw it in this documentary once. It was about these furious people going really fast. 

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

This thing.

6" is pretty high. There are some stock cars which couldn’t clear that.

My uncle had one of those, same colour too. His had a wood bumper however for that extra Canadian charm! Lots of fun driving in it. My other uncle put a 200w pioneer system in it (first separate amplifier system I ever saw, we’re talking early 80’s) and it could nearly kill the headlights at night (not that Lucas…

At the gym where I take my son for tennis, there are plenty of parking space in the overflow lot. People sit in traffic and rush to the first open space to be closer to the entrance. Why? So they can have a shorter walk. But then they get into the gym and get on the stair climber for the next hour... Go figure :)

This just a week after I order my New Jersey jersey and the Devils announce the new New Jersey jersey which makes my new jersey an old New Jersey jersey. I guess it’s time for a new jersey. Ugh! New Jersey!

No worries, I got it all figured out.

Two wheel delete.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

I’m a generous tipper, but there is no way I am tipping a barista 20% unless they are doing some elaborate drink for me. If they’re pouring me a coffee they are lucky they get anything extra from me. What’s next do I tip the guy at Burger King for pouring me a soda. Fuck this entitled shit. If your job isn’t paying…

Your comments really pissed me off. You’re making it sound that what your’re doing is so damn hard and so damn special. It’s just a job that you’ve hopefully been trained to do and are expected to do it correct for every customer, regardless of how your days going or how much you liked/disliked the customer. This is…

Don’t slam on your brakes either to save a squirrels life. I had to lock up the brakes on my first motorcycle because the driver in front of me came to a near complete stop on a major road to save a squirrel. Thankfully no one was behind me.

Is it bad that the first thing I noticed was enough gap between the trucks for him to be successful with good aim?

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Not saying he’s right but... if you don’t want to be passed on the right, keep right so they can pass you on the left