I can’t believe the other mum did nothing.

So, are you not questioning her story at all? They “found” a video of him abusing her...who was recording it? Why didn’t they release it. She also gives absolutely no examples of this abuse, yet provided a huge bowl of word salad about manipulation. Not one word of her story makes sense, and this is coming from a…

I hate that I feel the same way. Like, I’m literally mad at myself for questioning this. I planned to vote for Ellison tomorrow. A lot of my friends voted early and are now mad that they can’t change their ballot.

I’m not saying that he didn’t do it, or that he shouldn’t be punished/ held accountable, but that fact that the primary is tomorrow? It smells like Borscht, Beef Stroganoff, and Solyanka Soup.

I hate that song Skyfall with a passion. Where’s Gladys Knight when you need someone to make a crap Bond song, great, when you really need her?

He’s the only person who can save the franchise from the suck that was Daniel Craig Bond films. Also, those had the worst songs of any Bond movie. I’m sorry, but Adele and that other sad sap can’t carry a note compared to the singers Bond films used to be able to land.

Did he really use the N-word on his show? I never watched it. Even way before his presidential campaign, that guy gave me the “slimy creeps”. :0

Hold your heads high, and watch each other's backs.

This is America.

I’m fucking bawling over here on this. 

Okay, so Vienna station is only open to Vienna Sausage Americans? I couldn’t have written such a funny joke.

According to WUSA9, Police in Fairfax, Va. along with the Washington Metropolitan Area Transportation Authority have closed the Vienna Station northbound gates to the public and will only allow Unite the Right protesters to enter the station to head to the parade entry at the Foggy Bottom station where they are…

So the Nazis are getting a police escort? Birds of a feather...

If The Root staff come back in white polo shirts and khaki slacks we should contact the CDC.

This clown ass nig... You seriously think you have a reputation to uphold? For real? You’re known for being an underhanded, self-serving, conniving traitorous hypocrite that’s more than willing to compromise your morals and integrity (not that you ever had any) to advance your own cause. You got wrapped up in the…

That title is gold. 

Please be careful.  

I only wish the 2018 Tournament of Wypipo was over and these guys won so you could present them with their trophy there. 

Y’all be careful (have jokes) but be careful

This is why rich people are the worst. You and I, we wouldn’t be caught dead in a vile place like Trump Tower. The rich, however, will.