IM IN HORNY DANGER.

Nice.

I knew what you were saying, and was reading the comments like “umm wtf are you all talking about? did you not read the entire post?”.

I have no face buttons and I must leap. 

*Turns chair around and sits on it*

Really excellent tip for the pull-ups mini-game, which is magnitudes more difficult than any single enemy or boss FFVIIR throws at you.

Fam! I did the expedite shipping on SE’s store, I got the 1st Class Edition! I already brought a digital copy which will be predownloaded tomorrow.

Under normal circumstances, Final Fantasy XIV players lose their homes if they don’t enter them within a 30 day period.

Oh god Schreier’s powers have grown... Dissatisfied with merely canceling games he can now cancel stores! GameStop! What will we do! Wait actually this one’s OK carry on..

I have played FF7 approx 35 times in the last 22 years of my life, I’m not playing FF7R expecting FF7, I’m playing FF7R for a BRAND NEW VISION of the game I played 22 years ago.

Wife of a friend during a raid I was on in WoW some 10 years or so ago.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

As someone who has done a fair bit of crafting, the real MVP is Byregot’s Blessing going to a 100% success rate.

Nothing was more soul-crushingly devastating than having a high stack of Inner Quiet, then going for a 90% chance Blessing because you didn’t have enough CP for Steady Hand, only to have it blow up in your…

This article won’t be complete without this comic.

Don’t insult my boy Emet Selch by putting him on the same level as Kefka like that. He’s got actual character development and motivations.

DAMN YOU, LINEAR TIME! 

see if you can get an “@kotaku.com” email address somehow??

I haven’t played the game yet, but damn if it doesn’t resonate. One of my greatest struggles is feeling “good enough” for anyone or anything. People tell me I apologize too much. But I spent my youth and too damn long later in an abusive marriage being told regularly what a failure I was and that I wouldn’t be good…

Joule thief!

Because men are trash.