Yes, EA is indeed responsible for a lot. 

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...

citation needed

I just assume all the other Warriors are listening to some combination of Rammstein and Clannadonia street music, so it’s not like we’re an awful lot better off. ;)

You could hear me scream from several blocks away. I’m still crying. 

The Schreier giveth and the Schreier taketh away.

Didn’t you notice me delaying TLOU2 in the same post, though?

Game expected to come out sometime around the heat death of the universe is releasing this year?

I would complain... but the reality is I’m just jealous.

I didn’t get it until I read your comment, so go have yourself a beer and put it on my tab.

I read the comment, didn’t get it, actually left the page, started browsing other pages, then it hit me. So I returned to give a star.

this attacker is apparently “known to the police for orchestrating similar incidents in the past.”

OW ME BACK

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Can I please get a John Wick game that’s just the more recent Splinter Cell gunplay and execution system that was in Conviction (and probably Blacklist, though I never played it) and also a bunch of goofy lore.

Sephiroth was a sled!

Reminds me of the old George Carlin bit where he suggests swapping the word “kill” for “fuck” in popular media tropes and see how people take it: “Alright, sheriff, we’re gonna fuck you now... but we’re gonna fuck you slow.”

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.