I used to regularly fly first class in and out of NYC in those days. If you were on a single aisle (DC-9, 737) the first class seat arms did go up.

I’m talking about planes, because really who wants to talk about Trump. We know he’s an awful person, and it’s depressing how many people still want to vote for him, so why not have planes?

She didn’t complain when her pussy was grabbed.

Also for reference, even setting aside the fact that the widebody jets of the early ‘80s (DC-10, L-1011, 747, A300, 767) could easily fly into JFK or EWR, even little LGA can and did take the DC-10, L-1011, A300 and 767:

A lawsuit will never happen. Donald Trump would have to be interviewed under oath during discovery.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

Hmm, yeah, unless they’ve secretly hired AJ, I’m guessing the Grey Lady is pretty safe there.

Well, this should be interesting

I sometimes sympathize with the comedians asked to parody this election. How do you parody an election that’s already a parody of the Democratic process? How do you turn ridiculous a candidate that’s already surreal?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

She is so awful.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?

Their tears are so delicious

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

The suit failed, and TrumpNation thankfully remains in print

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

Feigin revealed his grandiose ambitions to make the Bucks an institution on parallel with the Packers

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”