Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

His family has set up a fundraiser on youcaring.com.

I’m reasonably certain he also owns a hotel

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

Not All Olds.

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

“So that’ll be a month’s worth of Mexican Ambien. Anything else I can ring up for you?”

Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, Human Kinja

Donny always looks uncomfortable, but he looked like he was going to faint during Peña Nieto’s speech. He just looks like a man who’s skin is crawling 24/7.

¡Muy Am-bien!

Sounds like he really hit a wall.

I mean, I don't even have a TV, me and the wife cut the cord years ago, you should do it, it's so fantastic.

Sheesh, Tom. Sometimes I think you just pull random stuff out of your chain mail.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.