Guys, I actually believe that this was Dan Brown. WHO WANTS TO START A RUMOR WITH ME???

Stop being a shit-stirrer, Barry. That firefighter was dead way before the guy in the mascot costume took that picture with him.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Dear Michelle,

Neither of which prevents her from being a politician.

Mrs. Obama is not a politician. She was not elected and holds no formal power. She is a celebrity.

According to Lindy, we are no longer supposed to write about such things:

Absolutely. She's proven herself extremely competent as well as media savvy and somehow that's a bad thing.

She's one of those female politicians whose ambition is always questioned as somehow being too calculating or manipulative, and I always say, "Are you saying that she's really ambitious and politically smart? Would you question a smart, ambitious male politician doing his best to eventually run for president someday?…

It wouldn't let me edit. To clarify. I mean above and beyond the "having it all". A woman's greatest accomplishment is not always her kid.

And stop talking about their role as a mother. I NEVER see that shit about male politicians unless their kids are being arrested.

I'm going to use this article to say that my senator is awesome and encourage you to contact your possibly also awesome, perhaps mediocre or maybe utterly evil senators encouraging them to support her bill to remove the chain of command from sexual assult investigations within the military (using independent, trained…