Unlike the rest of the internet, where you will never find an offensive comment.

Honestly, my insatiable desire for this game aside, this is one of the weaker R* trailers in recent history.

19 days left! I can't wait to get back to the Grove.

I humbly nominate Mia Malkova doing a POV in a schoolgirl outfit.

I like that the most scathing indictment of our actual football talent was "a middling offensive line."

Calling Chivas "Guadalajara" is like writing an article about a baseball game involving a team from "New York", And not mentioning the word "Yankees," no? Aren't they almost always called Chivas? It's just a quirk I've noticed in the coverage.

The one non-Mormon enjoys a cold one for everyone.

The fans were chanting "USA ain't nothin' to fuck with" in the first couple minutes. Wu-Tang > White Stripes

That's because certain individuals seems to be under the impression that Kotaku is a gaming-only blog. I have no idea why.

I have 4,000 questions about the following sentence alone:

You heard the man!

I smoke daily, and it is an amazing help for my anxiety, and appetite. When I don't smoke, I have no appetite. It's also an amazing also aid, and kills nausea wonderfully!

I can respect that you don't like it, but honestly I think it's a pity you can't see past some short sighted perspective concerning the game and enjoy the show for what it is. Honestly, from the sound of it, you really haven't given the show more than a cursory glance. It's much more than the "tropes" everyone keeps…

Best DLC ever would be to release the original BL1 classes as playable. I might actually start playing again if that was the case. As it is, I bought the season pass and haven't played more than a couple hours of the first DLC. The new classes just didn't do it for me.

Oh, Nevada. Don't ever change.

Classic DMC fans, assemble!

Up, up the long, delirious burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights
with easy grace
Where never lark, or ever eagle flew —
And, while with
silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of
space,
Put out my hand, and
touched the face of God.

Let's not forget the Master of Unlocking of this era.

How about this one? SH2 still crushes even the best game stories today.

New Mexico has the lesbians that really exist.