jaegershoemaker02
Jaeger Shoemaker
jaegershoemaker02

Can you imagine what the world would be like if ignorance was smitted form the face of the earth? I can only imagine.

Should'a been a full-on Chapelle's Show reference.

I got this reference as well and I really like how it was implemented within the context of Tomb Raider's story.

You been going through the Kotaku back catalog of posts there guy?

They were alright little one off puzzles. But seriously, the longest I took on one was about 3 minutes and it was because I couldn't see (it was excruciatingly dark) what I was supposed to light aflame. It was also the only one I had to backtrack to.

Also, the tombs were laughably easy.

It feels more like a classic Tomb Raider game upon beating it as exploration is opened up and encouraged.

I hate Skip Bayless and I love Richard Sherman.

I just beat Dead Space 3 last night and I have to say I agree with on a lot of the shooting moments and the classic mode is something I am really looking forward to playing through. If (and when) the next Dead Space gets made, I would love to see a non-Issac focused game. Maybe him as an NPC would be cool.

The title of this post is an excellent example of when Oxford Commas are necessary. Hell, they're always necessary.

"...a franchise like Teef." lol

You sound like a bitter loser.

This guy is quite obese.

Or they threw it onto the pitch because bananas are notoriously slippery. Not everything has to be racist.

There are some single-player games that I turn to because I don't want to play with other people. And just becasue behemoth Bungie are melding single and multi player assets does not mean it is the future. This melding will happen; however I don't think it will happen with every game. At least, I don't want it to.

I fucking love Bro Team.

The demos were made specifically as hype reels, essentially. Look up every single-player demo and you will see that none of them make into the final game as represented. They ddn't even have to tell us how bad things were going but they hid Timegate's involvement til days before launch. That's misleading and lying to

The multiplayer was but the single player demo shown off at 2011 community was tailor made as a demo and did not exist in the final product.

They lied in that they didn't tell us the troubles going on with development and the apparent fact that they didn't even make most of the game. I'm aware things change, but the demos they showed were created specifically to show what could be done, not what is being done. It became obvious to me that they didn't want

I just want to know why Gearbox lied throughout development, even at their Community Day. They were falsely advertising a product which did not exist in the advertised state. I'll have questions for them come Community Day 2013, if they even have one.