It would seem as though being able to pwn noobs would mean you aren't as good as you think you are, if all you are pwning is noobs. A more empowering slogan would be "I pwn l33ts. Just an observation.

In comparison to his other material, this is pretty boring and vanilla.

10 years is a preposterously long sentence.

I am a day-one AC fan, and I ultimately loved this entry but there were a few problems I found. I also have some tips for getting the most out of the game.

They point out the juxtaposition of the founding fathers fighting for equality for all men yet are slave owners. Achilles is a character who is integral to the story and he is Black. There are also two characters on the homestead who touch the issues you mentioned. And one of the post credits sequences has the most…

Warriors was a fun game. It was an interesting adaption (watch the movie first if you haven't already) and it had fun melee brawls with interesting mini games that I am surprised haven't found their way into GTA. One involves loosening the screw on car stereos for money. But give it a try if you wanna play a balls out…

While I disagree with you regarding GTA's driving (I consider myself a fucking stuntman in that game), I can see your point on the minigames being tepid and boring. The shooting does also leave stuff to be desired. And yes, Max Payne's levels felt far too scripted (shoot him, then him, then that chain in that order…

I like the show but I wouldn't say either possesses immaculate stories or storytelling for that matter. I personally think Enslaved does a better job on the latter (due to Alex Garland), but this must be a matter of opinion.

You are the only person who responded like a person who possesses social skills. A commendation to you, good sir or lady.

You go back to school.

You didn't say anything.

What's your reasoning for boycotting Rockstar's games? Have you actually played anything besides Bully?

There are better more innovative games that deserve GoTY more than Halo 4. Its a good, well polished game, but its Halo. We've played this before.

He lives in his Mother's basement, bever been laid, and is fat.

Have you even seen the new Nickelodeon show? Sure it's "aimed" at kids but so was the 80s show. Get over the stigma and enjoy the property.

Does Owen Good not know how to spell sew?

They didn't need a study to determine this. It's as dumb as doing a study to determine whether or not weed gets you high. Spoiler alert: it does.

What was it like shaving Greg Miller's head? I wanted to ask this at community day but the Community Manager wouldn't let me.

He mentioned Mirror's Edge.