jaeckle
AT
jaeckle

Project M I personally find to be the most balanced/fun of the smash games atm

I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours.

Now playing

Yaaas!! Been bangin this the past week or two. Also this might be a sleeper pick for another solid summer jam.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

"I trusted you."

"A, A, A, A, A ... X — fuck, NO, I MEANT A."

Vincent Kompany playing FIFA 15

Twitter. It's the best.

Rae Sremmurd should be on no "best of" list EVER

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."

Omarion goldmine.

it's a standard strategy, u gotta have a backup for your starter during his bye week or else pick up josh mccown

Drake did it

Yeah. If there is one thing Kobe has tremendous experience with, it's college basketball.

I'm a Euchre player, myself, but I've found that it's only really well-known in the Midwest.

#DonaldForSpiderman !!!!!!!

Under the League's understanding of what constitutes alcohol and marijuana abuse, I've been a raging junky unfit for work since I was seventeen years old.

Now playing

Quite honestly, I feel like seeing Noah Wyle play Jobs in Pirates of Silicon Valley during my formative years ruined me for anything else.

I hope a Microsoft branding exec reads this comment and after staring for 5 silent seconds just thinks, "fuck- thats way better than what we went with..."

All Day I Dream About Salvation