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This needs so much more love than it’s getting.

Hey, maybe they should just include a pud slider. That way, if you want to have a huge pud in the game, you can. I guess some people just want to live out a fantasy of having a gargantuan pud.

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I like when people say things like “as an adult with a job.” What does that mean exactly? What are you implying?

I have a full-time and a part-time job. Sometimes the part-time job grows into full-time work for a week or two at a time. I do a myriad of other things, as well. Yet I still find time to play games,…

Me too! I hope it has off screen play

Hi, Final Fantasy XV. You’re weird and I like you. But we need to talk about your jump button real quick.

Contrary to how most people play RollerCoaster Tycoon, crashes aren’t my first preference. Too much indiscriminate death and destruction. I like to mete out my fury in teaspoons, slipped to my guests one by one. Individual tragedy lets you enjoy the subtleties of suffering, and forces your subject to wonder what they…

ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE FROM SEAN MURRAY:

I like these folks trying to play it cool like they’re not super psyched for this.

Change it to Blamsung. Boom!

I love the idea of Minecraft, but I lack the time, patience and attention span to get anywhere in it. What I need is Minecraft with a strong guiding hand. That’s Dragon Quest Builders in a nutshell.

When the hustle and bustle of the real world brings me down, I always know there’s a little piece of paradise a few clicks away. Slime Rancher is full of goopy slimes and their magical poop. If I ever need a break, I spend some time with them.

That mirror one happened to my buddy on ps4. I’ve had the game crash twice on me. Once the first time your drive, the second after the 1st fight with the Haitians.

Handy list. Here’s another tool for the kit (if you play Smash): https://poyoarya.github.io/john

A brief history for those who are new to Kotaku and our on-again, off-again obsession with this game. Destiny is a first-person action game in which players fly around the solar system fighting with aliens, evil cyborgs, and occasionally each other. Collectively, our staff has played over 2,000 hours. I account for…