I didn’t contribute because we don’t roast people here in Australia, it feels weird.

In other news, water remains wet

This needs so much more love than it’s getting.

Hey, maybe they should just include a pud slider. That way, if you want to have a huge pud in the game, you can. I guess some people just want to live out a fantasy of having a gargantuan pud.

Send #letboomerin to @Ubisoft with a link to this article!

I like when people say things like “as an adult with a job.” What does that mean exactly? What are you implying?

I have a full-time and a part-time job. Sometimes the part-time job grows into full-time work for a week or two at a time. I do a myriad of other things, as well. Yet I still find time to play games,…

Me too! I hope it has off screen play

And that’s a nice thought for a Monday.

ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE FROM SEAN MURRAY:

I like these folks trying to play it cool like they’re not super psyched for this.

Change it to Blamsung. Boom!

That mirror one happened to my buddy on ps4. I’ve had the game crash twice on me. Once the first time your drive, the second after the 1st fight with the Haitians.

Handy list. Here’s another tool for the kit (if you play Smash): https://poyoarya.github.io/john