This requires wires

It’s absolutely hideous. I want it SOOOOO bad! I would require a hood ornament replacement, though.  Some sort of a golden, topless Valkyrie with LED breasts.  I would be the KING of the trailer park

Lol...he could have driven it to the moon and I still wouldn’t want the POS

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Oooooooo....heck yeah!  I had a Brown box car (Southern Pacific, I think) that had double doors on either side.  

When you DID manage to jump the train, it was a triumphant moment!  Ever try to jump THROUGH an open box car?  Pretty sure it was impossible but dammit, I tried!

I, too, had the Road and Rail AND the jump. HOURS spent playing that with my step-brother and cousins. I shit myself laughing after a particularly brutal crash. I was 8. I want another one now. I’m 55.

Satellite Radio.  End of list

I wonder what her kids, Shoe and Corn Nut, are up to these days?

In my mid 20's, I bought a 1985 Cadillac Eldorado. Beautiful car. EXTREMELY comfortable. Not even 10 years old. Biggest POS imaginable and parts VERY expensive. After 6 months or so, that car became a festering boil on the ass of my soul. I HATED that car and sold it to the first guy that offered me $500 for it. He…

“If every single gas vehicle were changed to EV overnight - what would be the solution to replace the Gas Tax?”

Honestly, I didn’t notice that.  Mine had a 4 and was fine.  Not an exciting car by any means but solid and problem free

Had one.  Good car.  Great price.  Hell yes

I’ve been on the union side of a contract negotiation. I knew all the people sitting across from me. Some I considered friends. But not then. I made it very clear that during those times that there were no friends and I would HAPPILY take our smallish union out the door.

In a heartbeat for exactly half that price,  ND as is

A friend had one he called the “BelchFire 5000.”  A fun feature was the fact that the wipers would get out of phase with each and would fight during a rainstorm.  The loser would always get torn off and go flipping down the highway.  It also had a built in cigarette disposal system (hole in floor).  Horrific piece of…

Pretty much this.  I’m glad I’m 55.  There is so much shit out there I don’t understand and I’ve come to realize I don’t need to.

I actually liked these back in the day.  Still do.  Couldn’t possibly care any less about the movie tie-in, though.  Cut the price by at LEAST 2/3rds and we could talk.  I’d use it as a weekend cruiser and would enjoy it until it fell apart without worry about whether it’s appreciating in value.  It isn’t.

I loved these cars when they came out and I still think they are very nice but there is no galaxy in the universe that this car is worth half this amount or ever will.  

My old man was a corporate exec. Dressed well, except on the weekends, when he would wear ratty cut-offs, shirts he hacked the sleeves off of, and an old pair of work boots that he rarely tied. We were driving somewhere together one weekend day in his old Toronado when he hit a pothole. I watched, seemingly in slow…