This the correct answer. I always wanted to turn one into a Faux Woody.

I opened the VW page.  “Starting at 60K!”  I closed the page.  Lol...no

I’m convinced you could put lake pipes on a Yugo and it would STILL make me happy

Well...that’s dumb as shit

I’ve had Cadillacs, big boat Oldsmobiles, a Lincoln and a Crown Vic. All comfortable but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, came close to the 98 E-150 Conversion van I had. Insanely comfortable Captain’s Chairs (electronically controlled, of course) and the back bench seat folded down (again, electrically WITH remote…

Big f*cking deal......I did this exact same thing across the Wabash River on a Huffy MonoShock bike and a Dragon Kite strapped to my back in 1980. Same result but the only pollution I left behind was a single Converse shoe I never found

Every Chef has exactly the same favorite meal.......Whatever they don’t have to cook. Chef’s are the easiest people in the world to feed

This is the only answer

Now THAT doesn’t sound bad at all

I had a 1991 Saturn SL1. First “adult” car. Very basic transportation but it was built like a tank.  Best car I ever owned.  Not one penny spent on repair.  Basic maintenance and one set of tires before I traded it in on a 96 Saturn wagon.  Also a good car but that first one was perfect.  Not even a rattle.  I’d buy…

Why the hell anyone would get on one of these floating shit-barge prisons, let alone pay for the opportunity, is completely beyond me

Kia Soul

True but I didn’t figure he’d still be around

I’m old.  I have no idea what a “Machine Gun Kelly” is.

Truespoke

Wing Vents on a pick up with an 8ft bed.

Like it?  No.  But I dislike it even less.  Oh, what the hell...NP

I believe you.  My comments only apply to the Midwest.  Can’t speak for anywhere else....never lived anywhere else

This doesn’t seem that hard to me. Out here in fly-0ver country (aka, Missouri also, unfortunately, also known as Trump Country) there is a tradition of people buying and using beaters as commuter cars. Old but decently maintained cars they use to get back and forth to work, which might be 20-50 miles away. THAT is…