I know most did and I would admit it if they did but they simply didn’t. No idea why. These were the days you could sit down at a dealer and basically design the car you wanted. There were no “packages”. Bucket seats with console shift, interior color matched tasteful pinstripe.  Even soft vinyl laundau top behind the…

You’d think so but they didn’t leak.  Weird, right?

Long may you run, you magnificent bastard.

This is NOT a wrong answer

I had a 66 Chevelle Malibu. It met all my criteria

The Starion was a damn good looking car.  I remember everyone wanting one

and room for both 2 people and a cooler in the back seat.

The only requirement I needed in the 80's was plenty of shine, lotsa Chrome, white-lettered tires and a stereo that would melt your face when “Ace of Spades” or “Kashmir” came on.  “Brakes” were for chumps

This one is easy for me but it’s very specific. Buick Regals in general but my Mother’s 1980 custom ordered with T-Tops. White with maroon interior, color matched pin striping. The Buick Rally wheels and raised white lettered tires (pretty new then). I turned 16 in 1984 and got to drive it occasionally. The only…

If I recall, Dude was SHOCKINGLY from St. Joe originally. Worked at either Triumph or Altec.  I’m just up the road from you in Savannah

Pffft......big deal. The real action is out here in Flyover country. and yeah....the guys name is “Menth” but immediately earned the nickname “Breezy Rider” in KC.

My God that LFA is pretty

Absolutely no brainer weekend road-trip ride.  NP all day

God help me, I liked the retro T-Bird.  Could it have been better?  Sure, but I always looked at it as a cruiser.  It didn’t need to be fast or nimble.  Would have been nice but not necessary.

I’m pretty sure the same guy was reading the same thing the last time I was through there in 2019

If you ever find yourself driving through the sandhills of Nebraska, after an hour so you will begin to question your sanity. If you don’t have Sirius, you are fucked.

Ok...so it’s rear-engined.  Still a shitbox.  I guess you could keep chickens in it.  

Air cooled with that slab nightmare of a front end that offers very little air flow? This shitbox will kill itself with fire.  Not to mention the smell.  Hot, humid Midwest day?  *gag*   Not if it was free.

“Animals” and “Meddle” would like a word, please.

If you’ve spent time in jail for showing an underage bowling alley snack bar attendant your dong, you are officially the trashiest of white trash.