Enough with the videos.  I will never understand why the internet seems to think that every gaddam article or news story needs a blaring, self-starting video.  Save a few bucks.  Don’t hire one

If you turn into the human equivalent of “Truk Nutz” during a flight, the crew should have the option of having you jettisoned. Make it fun by anonymous passenger voting. Why should everyone be inconvenienced? 

Ugh...these pictures make me feel unclean.  No.

It is, quite simply, beautiful.  I can think of worse ways to spend 107k.  Looking at you Jeep Grand Wagoneer or whatever the hell that thing is.

When I was a kid, there was a Hodaka/Bultaco/Penton dealer close to me.  I loved going in there and all those bikes have a special place in my heart

Let me help.  Read like this.....”Ju-C Pu-C”

It was accurate

Actually took me about 36 seconds to get over it

I knew a girl that had JUCPUC. Give it a minute

Is it all silly and cheeky and flat-out dumb?  Yes.  Do I always laugh at least once?  Yes.  I will watch them all until they get tired of doing them becasue I am capable of just enjoying something without worrying about being offended.  They do what they do.  If it offends you, don’t watch them.

I just realized I should have written the LESS I believe these people are real

Why do I more and more feel like I’m reading Buzzfeed that’s sort of about cars?

The older I get, the more I believe that “people” like Taylor Swift or that Pete Davidson or Kanye West or the Kardashians or pretty much any pop star are even real. I believe they are computer-generated make believe. It’s easier than believing the world is passing me by and I simply don’t understand things anymore

My exact issue with Chipotle.  Most of the time, the rice is cold.  Not room temp...cold.

Very CLOSE to perfection.  Needs more Space Wizard.

Good thing I live in Missouri.  Carrying hand guns and fireworks is required by law.

Math and such.

Not even if it was free

Getting a Driver’s License in Missouri require an actual certified birth certificate and an intricately choreographed interpretive dance that you must perform flawlessly. I can also walk into any sporting goods store or gun shop (of which there are several close to me) and walk out armed to the teeth. no questions…

Ahem.....this is EXACTLY what I’ve been saying for a couple of years on this site.  EV’s will not sell out here in middle of nowhere until Casey’s decides they will