These are cool, of course, but as a lifelong Midwesterner, I feel like I could have this built for 20 bucks worth of scrap metal and a case of Busch Lite for Billy Ray to weld it up. While the propulsion of choice here would be a Harbor Freight Predator (if you’re fancy) or an old Briggs & Stratton (if you’re not) I…

These things don’t just get loaded up and moved. Routes have to be planned and trains are not just randomly occurring events.  This was easily avoidabl...what?  It was where?  Oh.....shit...nevermind

Until vehicles are COMPLETELY autonomous, any sort of active autopilot in vehicles is nuts. You can use that tech to make cars safer but humans are too stupid to allow hybrid systems. If the last 5 years have taught me anything, it’s that human extinction is inevitable and will be sooner rather than later. As a…

Gaddamit...take your star you filthy animal

I live out in Flyover trump country(Missouri) and I am finding it close to impossible to give any shits about the unvaccinated or their children.  The last 5 years have sucked all the outrage outta me.  I work from home permanently, I will social distance for the rest of my life now, my tribe is all vaccinated and…

Possible I suppose unless Ford locks that all down.

When this was first announced, I thought it would be the biggest new vehicle launch of all time.  I stand by the prediction.

No

WTF is the deal with New Balance Shoes?  I wear them.  They are just pretty classic sneakers that are comfortable, decently made and inexpensive.  Also GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN!

Oh shit...as a Bass Fisherman, I can see this being a game changer. this looks AMAZING if configured well for fishing

Hell yes. Wish that was by me. Would already be sold

Didn’t you just do this one?

You know what fucking infotainment center I really wish worked?  KINJA!  AMIRITE?

Lawrenceville. I tried to drink myself to death went to school in Carbondale.

This is the correct answer.  At 53, manual transmissions have lost their appeal for me.  The flip side of this is that I have 1968 Ford F100 with 3 speed on the column.  It’s tedious as hell

Neutral - “only to end up in a state where the fast food options are slightly more expanded and the police pull you over for driving left of center.”

I grew up in a Southern Illinois backwater. We certainly didn’t have any Lambo’s around me. I just “knew” it was the coolest car I had ever seen a picture of.  I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen one in person, come to think of it

If you were a male that grew up in the 80's, there is only one right answer....

“...So you’re saying we should release velociraptors into the everglades to combat the unvaccinated?”

Nothing.  Nothing at all, Thanks