My now deceased cousin (more like a brother) had a white 88.  We spent many many happy moments in that car.  Would love to have one.  Not this one.

I have an affinity for these old Fox body convertibles. Just not this one. When I see “heater not working” that sets off all kinds of alarms. Could be a blown fuse, could be a complete dismantling of the dash or problems with the cooling system of the engine. That shit can go sideways on you VERY quickly.  I’d give…

I simply do not understand the cult of Elon Musk. When I was sent home from work last March due to the pandemic I went outside that night and saw a train of his Skynet satellites crossing the sky and it was deeply unnerving on an already stressful day. I’m just waiting for the day the world’s internet and tv feeds…

I still think “Kranch” sounds like something you would need some antibiotic for after you “picked up a case of it” over a particularly debauched weekend.

Close but ND just for irritating me with the hard top issue

I became a VERY reluctant landlord years ago and recently had to deal with good tenants that went very bad when the son of one of them grew up to be a criminal.  Terrible experience and one I am totally unequipped to deal with.  When you keep giving breaks and get repeatedly kicked in the teeth, you eventually get…

No fucking way. This isn’t even worth coming up with something mildly clever to say

That is fucking perfect and I generally care nothing about Jeeps

No

No.  Now please excuse while I go take the shower I feel like I need after looking at photos of this abomination

I have spent the last year working exactly the way I’ve always wanted to. At home. I LOVE it. I go into the office sporadically when I need to and that’s it.  I obviously realize that a lot of people have experienced terrible loss and/or are suffering and I guess I feel some “survivor guilt” about that but for me…

I’m a big ol hoss living in Pigfuckle, Missouri. To look at me, I would be the very picture of what you think of as a “coal-roller”. I love my Soul. Great stereo, fun to drive, comfortable for my big ass and useful as hell.  Don’t like them?  Don’t buy one.

This is fantastic. I used to work in Maytag Engineering testing refrigerators and components. Maytag only exists as a name belonging to Whirlpool now. In the 80's and early 90's we built the Maytag of refrigerators. You could buy one and be comfortable knowing they would last 30 years or more. This GE is the same way.…

No dice BUT that is based STRICTLY on where I live.  Out here in the Missouri sticks, this is a 2700 car all day and I would happily pay that.  I just can’t make the stretch to 4.

I am, admittedly, not totally up on all this but think it will be long time before all this is mainstream out here in corn country

Public EV charging needs to be universal or it will never work out here in flyover country.

For someone that isn’t me? Probably. All I see is 9k worth of frustration and disappointment.  ND

You forgot, “Wipe my ass”

150k per MONTH to show mild suggestive photos and write sexy stories? *note to self - speak to wife*

I didn’t read a single word of this article.  Was a ND the second it rolled off the assembly line.  NFD at any F’in price.