If the words “shit heap” don’t apply here, then we need to stop putting those words together for they are meaningless. ND even if free.

Understood. Still couldn’t possibly care any less but the effort is appreciated.

This looks like the exact sort of thing I will forget exists 9 seconds after I click out of this article

State Trooper: “We regret to inform you, Mrs. JadeRose, that your husband was decapitated in a car accident today.

I got a 1999 Plymouth Breeze I’d let go of.  $700

Late 80's I had a 1977 Mercury Cougar RX7. Great car. The best part? The hood ornament.

Are you shitting me? This is GREAT!

Ugly AF

Was (still am) a raging alcoholic and have been sober for 18 years.  If a gaddam OJ ad puts me back on the booze, I was going there anyway.  GTFO yourselves.

“.... still have many unanswered questions about the car.” Yes. I do. What the fuck is it and why the fuck is it?

The original Saturns (I had a 92 identical to this) were nothing short of magnificent.

I never saw a working clock in a car until the 90's

1972 Chrysler Imperial. Biggest gaddam car I’ve ever seen and it looks sinister as hell.

This made me laugh way too hard

I want this in a way that, in no way, shape, or form, could be considered rational.  This is lizard brain shit here.

Yep.  Came to say this.  Didn’t need to.  ND

Hell Yes.....wish it was close to me

Oddly that thing was also absolutely unstoppable on the Illinois winter roads I drove it on.  You couldn’t get it stuck and I was young and dumb and tried.  It was an incredible little car.

I had a 92 Saturn SL1.  It was a very basic car but it was ROCK SOLID.  I don’t think I spent one dime on non-maintenance repairs.  Not even so much as a squeak.  Best car I’ve ever owned.  They really had something there