I had a 91 Saturn SL1. Bare bones basic White, 4 speed manual. Back when Saturn did not consider itself a GM product. Didn’t even have a GM badge. Rock solid car. Required ZERO service beyond basic maintenance. Not even a squeak or a rattle. Would plow through snow like it wasn’t there and the AC would freeze you out…

Years ago, I found myself eating alone in a very shitty buffet. Seated near me was a family with an absolutely ANCIENT woman (had to be late 90's) wearing a dumb little birthday hat. This woman was very frail and I wasn’t sure she was even coherent. I watched as a group of employees came up behind her and just start…

ATTICA!  ATTICA!  Fuck the Man and Fight the Power!  Good work..........

As an old, I refuse to get sucked into any argument about this list other than the fact that I can remember the debut album of about 95% of the bands and artists on this list. Fuck......

I’ve been here since the Barbaro days and have loved these sites for a long time.  These autoplay videos are making me rethink that.  Fuuuuuuuuuck them.  You people all have the perfect faces and voices for writing.  Make them stop.

Have you ever listened to a mentally challenged person get excited about a sport they love? Exactly the same thing, only way less endearing

No love for “Chief” or “Cap’n”?  

Congrats. You have it.

I called the cops on a naked guy one wandering around the street very early one morning. I didn’t really care that he was naked but he was obviously on something and posed a danger to himself. Plus, it was a school day and there were gonna be kids out soon.  I had a good story for work that morning.

and that’s the second part of the puzzle. Those of us that can afford to do these things, simply don’t. I live close to KC. Why the hell would I pay 50 bucks to PARK MY CAR at the K to watch the Royals suck? I can do that at home

Read the comments. The Youngs are telling you the answer. They don’t have the money. No one has any money. I am NOT young and AM financially stable. A baseball game is still a luxury that I just do not need. Baseball, like a lot of things in late stage capitalism America, is simply beyond the financial reach of most…

At various times in my life I have been in jail in Indiana. Been escorted OUT of Indiana by a squadron of police cars AND been unable to attend a social function in Indiana because of an arrest warrant.  All 3 incidents were unrelated to each other.  Fuck Indiana with a thrown steel chair.  I laugh at their pain

Packer fan here. Fuck Freddie Mitchell with a UPS truck until the end of time.

The day you slather cream cheese and pepper jelly on a Triscuit and understand that it is merely a crunchy vehicle for this.  

“(who knows, if I had hair, I still might shave it for fun)“

Way to break this bastard.  And I mean that most sincerely.  Bravo

There’s a fine line between hero and dipshit

I was afraid she was gonna strain her calf

Cleveland....it’s not your fault. Really.....it’s not your fault. No...listen to me.....it’s. not. your. fault. I know, I know........it’s not your fault.