DIANA!!!! 

The Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog is the Deadspin Idiots going at full throttle, and is not to be missed. 

As Diana Moskovitz of Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com writes:

Take comfort that you and your generation will be dead soon and none of this will matter to you anymore

Ya’ll are fucking nuts.

Shouldn’t the SEC be investigating Telsa for unintended acceleration this quarter?

Honestly at this point, there could be secret audio and video proof of Trump doing illegal shit before multiple witnesses and it would not matter to his base. It would not matter to Turtle Boy. It would not matter to the ‘Hillary is just as bad’ crowd. It would not matter to the greater GOP.

In fairness, this test was done in the mid 40s and had their heaters on to almost 70.

Tesla owner here. It would depend heavily on what the traffic conditions are like and how fast you go, but my guess is that you’d use between 60 and 80 “miles of range” each way, assuming the reason it takes you two hours is that a lot of it is just waiting on traffic.

I mean, I miss me, too.

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

This is the only response needed.

I’ve worked in the ER for like 15 years. This is not disturbing. 

There's an article attached to the GIF.

I found out that my mother was fine about my 13yo niece getting raped as long as she had the baby.

I also imagine a solid chunk of them lost money gambling on this fight.

Which data?

One time, Patrick invited me to get lunch with him. So we went to Planet Hollywood in Times Square, one door down from Jalopnik HQ. We ordered, then he realized he had a more important meeting to go to, and left me to eat a soggy salad by myself in the most depressingly cheerful restaurant I’ve ever been in.

Patrick, thanks for not banning Mergio or I back in the day.