So much for being grounded to the ground

Honestly, if you use a Frequent Flyer #, it should be trivial for the airline to find instances where a customer has multiple open trips at the same time (and then resolve if they’re similar origin-destination pairs). If I still worked for an airline I’d implement this in a couple hours, max.

The Herb

obligatory...

There’s a Ram in my neighborhood who puts 5 gallon buckets over his stacks when he’s parked. It’s the silliest.

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

New option for 2022 models . . . Woo woo!

Musk made the Supercharging stuff free to license awhile back, I think (citation needed). Any other automaker can use it, but no one wants to be the one to say, “Tesla did it first, and better than we can.”

I think for some people, the brain is non-functioning and the ass has taken over its job.

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

We already sunbathe our assholes....or at least half sunbathe em/fake tan em:

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

That’s not digital. Are you trying to get him killed?

I hear it more a la Sgt. Schultz...

your healthcare costs in the event of an accident with avoidable injuries are paid by everyone in the way of higher insurance premiums. unless you die straight away, then i guess we all win?

I don’t want to clean up your brains off of my car.

Neutral: Front license plates.

RIP Splinter

I for one am amazed this post was allowed 

That’s a nice Ford Contour.