Loved this article to see where all my former fav writers ended up.

the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

I always use a black ink pen except for the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

I have never told a living soul until one time when I got accidentally high. I told my brother. Believe you me, that was a mistake.

Every time I make food for myself, I eat it in front of a computer while looking at pictures of better food. I have a long list of favourite Instagrams. I have been doing this for years.

See, if they had the splitter guards on it would have protected the front end.

I don’t think the driver of the Subaru ever saw the Italian Job. And I’m damn sure she didn’t see the trailer.

WHY DIDN’T YOU TURN?!!

I she didn’t do this, she would have just gotten stuck on a rock somewhere.

extremely good Kinja

extremely good Kinja

Yep.
I worked at a department store when Furby came out and...

I’m sorry, I thought I was ready to talk about this. 

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

Just a reminder that the most popular people in Boston, Tom “I Like My Balls Soft” Brady and Bobby “Two Tugs” Kraft, are both big buds with Donald Trump.

Time to yank out the jacket Mel for a response?

The following distance is adjustable. As I recall, the UI describes it as “car lengths,” and it defaults to “3.” Exactly how far that is seems to vary based on speed, so it leaves a bigger gap when it’s going 70 than it does when it’s going 40.  It’s pretty good about picking the following distance - of all the things…

Who released the AI into the comments section again?

Autopilot: 4/5 stars

Judging by what I see during my daily commute, autopilot, despite all its flaws and shortcomings, is probably safer that 80% of human drivers on the road.

My experience after 45k miles with autopilot one is that it’s nice to have a second system backing you up and it does reduce fatigue on a long trip, making me feel a lot safer. Treat it like a teenager driving, it can do it, and it’s helpful but you’d better watch it.

But! It’s bad at communicating its own limits. If…

I got as far as “Emma Watson turning 30" and got too distracted by my joints creaking to read any farther.