Félix’s perfect game was a weekday matinee. I was working, and had several appointments at client’s homes that day, so I was casually listening on the radio in my car. I was all done and headed back to the office when he was still perfect through the 7th. I knew if I went back to the office I’d be bombarded by phone…

Kind of fitting the M’s only gave him a single run of support in his final game.

Felix never made a single playoff appearance with the Mariners

It’s almost like Trump isn’t very smart. 

Lying is an offense that calls for resignation?

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

Don’t leave us hanging here; did Abraham ask if he cared?

A clusterbus?

Per Google translate in German, Kreisschießkommando von Buswerfern

You’ve made the classic mistake of assuming any of these people will follow through on their debts.

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

Did you not just read Drew’s whole deal about how he’s constantly been blitzed out of his mind on Primo Chronic lately?

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

a recording of his remarks passed along by an attendee.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

What’s the big deal? Everyone knows nude pictures of Trump have been around for years:

Devon Nunes? Lying???? I’ve never heard such a thing!

Bill Barr shows up in the first paragraph! That’s really telling. Is the coverup worse than the crime?