From the headline, I was expecting a 78 second long clip of things stitched together, not 78 seconds of consecutive “game” play.

So if the Rays and Marlins meet, could we expect a black hole to form amidst all that emptiness?

*hamberders

He'd already used Jr. Naming him after his fake persona was a natural next step. 

I’ve been to a restaurant with a person who had food allergies. The server and his manager were made aware of the allergies. The manager even made a point of checking in to make sure that the allergies were understood and assured us they would be handled. When meals were delivered, the person with the allergies didn’t…

Except they aren’t. There’s an exception for in-vitro fertilization. The “life begins at conception” argument means that birth control that prevents implantation after fertilization of the egg would be illegal, and that in-vitro fertilization should also be illegal.

There are plenty of scientific reasons this bill is bullshit, so I won’t even bother going into that part. I think the obvious response to such an attack on women is to argue that this bill didn’t go far enough. After all, every sperm is sacred.

In Chicago right now, they're very salty. 

It's those damn obstructionist Democrats again. 

I thought that @45 and his Fluffer had other plans yesterday, plans that had nothing at all to do with the national teacher of the year winner being black. 

My youngest son and his best friend have made several LEGO stop motion movies for their school science fair. Their creativity in finding ways to represent motion and add special effects impressed me. They also learned and developed a number of science and math skills on top of the creative skills.

We’re in the last week of the Washington State Legislative Session, barring a special session if the legislature doesn’t finish its work in time (which it hasn’t in a budget year in a while). There’s not enough time left to both do the work that the legislature needs to do, and to devote the time to this asshole. His…

Healy also plays first and, in that shift alignment, is closer to what a first baseman would see. I imagine that’s a more comfortable location than being closer to short for someone playing out of position.

Seattle's last two mayors would also qualify. Guess it's too far west to be a prominent city. 

All it will take is for an athlete to take a knee during the national anthem and he’ll change his mind.

What time does elementary school get out? From about 30 minutes before to 30 minutes after you could bowl with frozen turkeys down the aisles of a grocery store without hitting anyone.

Looks more like a baseball diamond to me.

Run it long enough and it’s bound to heat up enough to melt the snow. Freedom’s only a minor Ferrari fire away.

84% of North Dakota farms received Federal farm subsidies between 1995-2017. In 2017, North Dakota farmers collected $1,141,257,043 worth of Federal subsidies, putting them second only to Texas.