For those with allergies or other dietary restrictions, the topping contains dairy products and Universal will absolutely not make any modifications to the recipe to avoid trademark violations. 

Where do you draw the line between following the rules vs being obviously obstructionist?

Should have been suspicious when he started asking where most of the victims were found.

You’re assuming the clock is round, when he knows it’s flat. It’s simple really. He’s not falling for your globalist agenda.

My wife is an OB. It has been her experience that the more detailed the birth plan, the more detached from reality it becomes and the less likely it is that anything on the plan is followed. Depending on where you are, and the way your OB office operates, there’s a very real possibility that your baby will be…

No.

This morning, I saw a pedestrian surrounded by three large Tom turkeys on a sidewalk on a college campus. She was trying to scare them away, but didn't seem to be having any success. I had no where to stop to try to help, and the turkeys were definitely closing in. I managed to turn around and go back, but she was no…

My son's an RA. He says freshmen weren't designed to handle freedom. 

It’s harder for them to escalate everything to calling the other person Hitler. Abortion is their alternative.

He actually stopped in front of the cow. The cow did not want to stop in front of him. The cow tried (and failed) to climb up and over his hood. In the process, the cow caused significant damage to both the front of the car, and to itself.

A family friend once came across a cow that had escaped from its field and was crossing a bridge in traffic. He thought he’d be nice and try to help by using his Civic to block the path of the cow. It was a poor decision. The cow tried to go over his car. It did not end well.

Hard, but I think it’s more likely than we’d care to admit.

I know what I’ve got.

Best moment of this long winded, simple worded, speech. And it was all about a repudiation of everything he represents. 

I saw “Tweety Amin” somewhere recently, too. I usually just use @45.

Inslee’s my governor. I’m in no hurry for him to declare. I’m very active in state legislative advocacy on issues surrounding education, and I’m still waiting to see him lead on any of them. He’s even been handed some that could have been easy wins, and he’s been content to watch and see, rather than take a chance on…

He gave a talk in Seattle tonight, and his staff announced to the media there would be a brief question and answer opportunity to follow. The media waited patiently for two hours for their promised opportunity, then filmed as he blew past them without slowing down or saying a thing.

Google has a known liberal bias.

Are they increasing the fares on the days not on the list to take advantage of the people who bitch and moan about being on flights with kids and won’t want to fly on these kids fly free days?

You’re forgetting -- all the Mexican cars are super hopped up and high performance and capable of outrunning anything we have.