Are we having fun yet?

Washington and Oregon are in the middle of a measles outbreak. In case you need a reminder, “Measles is so contagious that if one person has it, 90 percent of the people close to that person who are not immune will also become infected.” Every anti-vax post needs to have a picture of an unvaccinated child suffering…

Just like every other@45 White House statement, it evolves over time. This one is just much quicker to transition.

I have the NRA in a runaway on this one.

In absentia:

I got a look at the staff directory on their website — it was one of the few pages that wasn’t returning nothing but errors.

Hold on. Snyder canceled something as too racist? I was sure that the twist would be that he replaced it with something even more racist. 

And not just short, but narrow. I remember having to get out of the car in the street in front of my grandma's house before my dad would park in the driveway. The driveway had high walls on both sides and was as narrow as the garage. There was barely room to open the door on one side with the car right against the…

My first car was a ‘56 Bel-Air. I’m not quite that old — it was 30+ years old at the time. The answer is Armstrong™ power steering.

Me, too.

Saw someone do that to a Corvette once. They tried to take a wrong turn down a one-way street and found themselves high and dry.

200kg?!?! That’s too much fiber.

We could ask Bauer, but he was clearly not interested in spending idle time by the lockers doing nothing in particular.

Since the Coast Guard seizes more drugs than Border Patrol does on the southern border by several orders of magnitude, maybe they could sell a little something on the side to get by?

I’ve been having problems with a bread recipe. Know where I can plant some wheat? 

Why call US Steel? The make the raw material. Manufacturers take the raw steel and make a finished product. It would be like me saying call Weyerhaeuser because I was interested in having them build me a deck. 

Highlight truther here. The answer is obvious. Three steps are allowed in the NBA.

To be fair, how could he be expected to know what happened in a TV series based on a book series? He probably lost focus after hearing that incest was endorsed.

(Note: I’ve neither read any of the books, nor watched any of the TV series.)

I thought the clock started right after infrastructure week? 

When a lockdown starts, even if it’s a drill, the students shouldn’t know why it’s happening, only that it is. That’s how my District runs therm, and it makes sense. You want every lockdown alarm to be taken seriously. Stopping to explain why, or to give a degree of seriousness in the middle of getting everyone to a…