jadehelm
Jaded Helmsman
jadehelm

Whenever you see MS-13 in one of @45's statements, substitute AR-15.

I swear that this comment was in response to this post earlier today, but here it is now. What the Kinja is going on?

I swear I read “natural selection” where you wrote “natural reaction,” and my natural reaction was that I was OK with that.

I’m in the grey, so easily missed, but I am connected to a number of political figures in the area. Comments from the Republicans include “this is why I never leave the house without my gun.” That sentiment is noticeably absent from the left.

Through social media, I’m connected to a number of Republicans in that area. No bonus points for guessing how many of them are using this to explain why they never leave their houses without a gun. The Democrats I’m connected to in the area have not voiced the same concerns.

I have three sons. My youngest is in 6th grade. About 6 months ago, we were in a lockdown in a mall during a false alarm linked to a reported shooting. Last night at dinner, unprompted, he started talking about how he didn’t respond to the lockdown the way he thought he would. My wife said she didn’t really think

Have they considered buying advertising airtime on Fox and Friends?

In my 30+ years of driving, I’ve been involved in 5 crashes.

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I thought it was John Barron, Jr.

“thinkers”

I was there, with my wife and kids, in the King’s Court for that game. There are a few crowd shots towards the end where you can see us — me lifting my youngest over my head so he could see what was going on. We’d decided to go as sort of a last minute thing, and decided we’d sit in the King’s Court if there were any

I’ve been afraid to move from my seat for the last 90 minutes. Dinner’s going to be late tonight, and I’m not even superstitious.

About 4 years ago, I did a multi-country tour of western Europe. By far, the most heavily armed police officers I saw were on the streets of Paris. Groups of officers, in virtual military uniform, packing submachine guns openly. It was near Bastille Day, so that might have had some impact on what I saw, but no where

In a jar, hidden away, or in his mouth?

Often. It’s usually easier to close the browser window and open a new one than to wait for the eventual inevitable crash.

Let he who doesn’t regularly pay his attorney enough additional money on a monthly basis on top of his standard retainer to cover hush money payments to porn stars he’s slept with cast the first stone.

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