Blackberry vines took over a vacant five acre plot near where I grew up. When the berries ripened, we would hack our way through with machetes as we picked. We could literally hack tunnels through the vines. We never worried about reaching too far into the thorns, as a few swings with the machete always revealed more…

It is a scientific fact that the worst windstorms happen on garbage days, and the peak of any storm must happen just after the cans have been emptied, ensuring maximum dispersal of lids and empty cans throughout the neighborhood.

Maybe this one — a Centenario that I saw parked in front of a Starbucks in Lahaina, Maui. The owner was sitting outside having a coffee. Had a nice chat with him, and didn’t take a picture of my own. Did see every employee of the Burger King next door take turns taking selfies with the car. And yes, it was parked with…

I though Uf Da was a Norwegian thing.

Rome is still alive? And on the air?

This is a great explanation of something that doesn’t matter the vast majority of the time.

It is an embarrassment that it took so long for me to find this comment.

The good news is my kids are on spring break so, when the revolution starts, I won’t have to pull them out of class.

The eagle was just heading for the “Big Maple.”

I feel like I need to keep this constantly ready to cut and paste these days.

The right has relied on attacking the messenger, and trying to distract from the message, for quite some time and it’s paid off for them. They’re starting to get called on it, though, and it’s glorious to see.

The left has certainly been guilty of some of the same. I think the difference is that the left has been…

Isn’t @45 putting Jackson into this position proof that @45's brain is actually not good? Will this affect next year’s physical?*

Only a good guy with an Mk 19 belt-fed grenade launcher can stop a bad guy with an an Mk 19 belt-fed grenade launcher.

Google image search is a great tool. This could be just about anywhere, though.
https://www.myrkkia.com/

@45: “Were any of his neighbors teachers who should have been armed?”

@45: “If only there had been a good guy with a gun...”

/Obligatory

Not worried about the potty training. Everyone in Washington state knows that it’s the Cougs who are most likely to piss away opportunities.

Waiting until 1 for a game to start, after a lifetime of 10 o’clock starts, was brutal. And don’t even think about catching the end of the late game.