The fall guy is only supposed to come into play after the incident. Starting with the fall guy is against all his father taught him.

Pretty sure you could have stopped at repeated blows to the head.

There was another along the lines of "over paid, over rated, and over here." I was laughing too hard to remember exactly.

Will there be a separate nomination for Stan Kroenke’s rug?

cc: City of Seattle

On behalf of the city of Seattle, I would like to apologize for the asshole on the field last night. I would welcome any Cardinals’ supporters who attend today’s game to demonstrate the right way to be an asshole fan.

I was going to point out how unlikely that comeback was, given the Mariners poor record at home and in 1 run games, but it turns out the Cardinals are worse in each category.

That's all fine and good, but the *Mariners* beat the Cardinals on a walk off last night. I know it happened on the left coast, and many of you were asleep, but I expect more from you.

Only when it comes to politics and theoretical invasions of Texas. ;-)

Saw it on Father’s Day with my wife, high school aged, junior high school aged, and elementary school aged sons. We all loved it. Some parts of it really hit home for me, particularly as we get ready for our oldest to graduate and head out into the great big world all by himself next year.

I believe the phrase the kids are using these days is, “came here for this. Was not disappointed.”

At least one of them got it right:

Torklift FTW! Just had them put one on my Model S yesterday.

Somebody’s not going to get to play with all the other journalists the next time a certain short-fingered vulgarian comes to town...

....and for that I’m forever grateful.

That's what Justin gets for leaving his computer logged in.

For vehicles of this class and size, and particularly when you include a wagon in the mix, I would have expected at least some mention of rear seating room. That was a huge issue during my last car search. I have three kids and neat a car that can seat 5. It was amazing how many full size cars couldn’t do that well.

He's got his credentials back. What about his credibility?

I really don’t think that you’re more likely to see this in a powerful car than in a less powerful car. A quick Google Image search for “car crashes through storefront” returns a good number of Camrys, Buicks, Oldsmobiles, and other general nondescript sedans. The common factor is almost always the person who thought…

Acceleration is immediate and can definitely catch people by surprise. That said, if you’re slamming the accelerator that hard, it doesn’t matter what you’re driving. You’re just going to push harder on the pedal you think is the brake. The type of car you’re driving, be it electric or conventional, can’t fix stupid.