“But seriously, observe:”

...from the land down under...

Is it just me, or could you see outside through the gap between the door and the frame? Must have been a real warm and dry ride in Jolly Olde England.

I wholeheartedly approve of this well earned honor.

Dude took his shot.

Yes. It was totally practice. There’s nothing to see here. Move along.

Lucky for the Mariners that Burke Waldron wasn’t available after pitching yesterday.

If he’d flipped that bat the right way™, that never would have happened.

The moral to the story is the same as it ever was.

Ratings. The one time one of his employers didn't cover a basic chase, their competitors did and got substantially higher ratings. Ever since, he's been told to put them on the air.

Apparently I shouldn’t have commented with the sound muted. As soon as I turned the sound on I heard the pilot talking about the frequency of car chases broadcast on LA television.

So does LA have a higher number of police chases than average, or just a higher number of news helicopters always in the air waiting to film police chases than average?

I'll raise your WTF with this one that I don't even know how to explain.

I was really hoping for video of the three person clusterfuck required to catch a popup on the infield, but this photo isn’t bad.

Range Rover? Are you sure that wasn’t a RAM?

If the savior of your sport can make FIFA and/or Roger Goodell look good by comparison, it’s time to consider packing it in.

I’d have thought the woman sending her cheating ex Game of Thrones spoilers might get a mention here somewhere.

There is no set clock timer that would determine that. The car is constantly evaluating a driver’s contact (measured by resistance to movement) with the wheel. It could be less than 3 minutes, or it could be more. It would also depend on road conditions.

As a resident of the Pacific Northwest, I’d like to thank Deadspin for continuing to rub salt in our wounds.

I’d like to but I won’t, since I wrote off the Sonics and the NBA in general after Robert Swift signed an 11.5 million dollar deal. It was clear to me at that point that the economics of the game were so far…

This would be the same school that apparently prohibits women from voting, and sometimes even speaking, during parent meetings. http://www.wiscnews.com/baraboonewsrep…