At one of my previous employers, that phish would be the Help Desk Supervisor...

I was expecting the snake falling from the hospital ceiling story, instead. http://q13fox.com/2016/05/09/los…

Saw a truck the other day with a Coexist on the driver's side and an "I love guns and coffee" on the passenger side. They must have fun conversations over dinner.

Audio was a little unclear, but I’m pretty sure that I could pick out “segure minha cerveja.”

Took my driver’s license test in an ‘84 3/4 ton with a 454 and a 40 gallon tank.

You guys did say you were looking for new writers. Maybe the test driver was just trying to up his qualifications?

...and that’s OK.

Yesterday, during the peak of rush hour, I was stopped at a red light near a Ford dealer. A red Mustang GT pulled out of the dealer lot, paper plates freshly taped to the rear window, tires squealing, and proceeded to slide sideways to nearly a 45 degree angle off line before the driver over corrected and nearly drove…

I think we’re going to see a lot of cases of Republicans confusing “standing on principle” with “stepping on their dick.”

My wife is an OB. Her general perspective is that the more detailed the birth plan, the less the birth is likely to resemble any element of the plan.

You really want a Mustang bearing down on you — on purpose? Are you not from around here?

Benchy McBenchface has already donated. Damn.

I must not have been awake enough when I first read the headline on this. I thought I read MRSA and had to read it again. When I saw the picture of the driver’s seat, I decided I was right the first time.

Starred, then unstarred so I could star it again.

Tesla must already have some version of this in place. Side impact avoidance will steer the car to avoid a possible impact, presumably only if there is room to move without causing a collision of its own. There’s some calculation there that has to take place. It’s the same decision I’d have to make, but one that can…

I would have thought that, when it came to striking, the left hand would know what the right hand was doing.

Best Klans in baseball?

Luckily, this happened at home in front of understanding and forgiving fans.

Tragically under starred. But only the animated version. The live action version blew.

The excuses that I’m seeing in the comments here are unbelievable. There are flashing red lights. There’s an audible alert. There’s a train blasting its horn. THERE’S A VISIBLE FUCKING TRAIN MOVING TOWARDS THE CROSSING.