I live in VA and they don’t print those warnings either, but when I was in college I lived in an area with tons of military bases and some military IDs have the birthdate on the back, so we were always trained to look there

It’s amazing. We need to do this everywhere.

I did not know that! Let’s make that universal

It’s one of my comfort movies too!! I watched it last night.

What is with the squinting though. Homegirl has some major dry eye

WHY

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS AND NOSES

Oh, did I laugh

A valiant attempt

I love you.

I sobbed

You, me, and Kate McKinnon

Don’t be sorry! It’s a widely accepted practice to do that with baked goods

That’s fantastic

I have a Facebook friend whos always talking about how her four year old daughter has “so many little boyfriends hahaha” and it’s so gross and weird

Ravens Nest! I work a few blocks from there. Our downtown is pretty cute

I honestly know nothing about Colorado. I just feel like a Croc-wearing lesbian being discriminated against at her Whole Foods job is a very “Colorado” problem. I am 100% positive this has never happened in the dim backwater of Culpeper, Virginia, which is where I live.

Disclaimer: workplace discrimination based on…

I had to Google WAGS earlier when I read an article where a lady was complaining about some friend buying a “Future WAG” shirt for her three year old. THE FUCK?!

Exactly what I was thinking.

That is so good.