I knew it was Boulder, Colorado. This is the most Boulder CO shit I have ever read in my life.

All I see is black eyeliner

She looks so much prettier there. I think she just isn’t given the staff/photoshopping/possible surgery that Ivanka is

I don’t even think it is entirely her fault. Someone is doing her real dirty with all that eyeliner.

SOLD

May I just say that the comments on this post have made my fucking morning. You all are bright spots. You’ll likely never see this because I am grey for life apparently, but I love ya.

And also, trudged through the motherfucking snow??? I have BEEN DONE with you, Cruz

I mean, eye contact maybe, I guess. But I think that is something that comes naturally with confidence. I really can’t think of an instance where a child of any age would NEED to shake someone’s hand, where it would be ‘rude’ not to. I think a lot of (older) people would THINK it is rude behavior, but I don’t feel it…

Those are literally the two greatest battles of my life. Even if it wasn’t super important to me to not force physical consent (it is), I would still not waste my breath fighting about hugging someone

Ohhhh it could always be worse.

Dammit I didn’t think of the camera thing. Maybe that’s why my boyfriend doesn’t like it. I was think like Cannon, boom boom

you forgot whore

I agree. What exactly is the ‘true talent’ this freak thinks these women are lacking?

You should! Also, it’s Nivea....ha

I am reasonably certain that 3/4 of my body IS, in fact, currently made out of pizza. But as a pregnant lady who sucks at drinking things, I thank you for this.

Like straight cocoa butter? Or lotion with cocoa butter in it? Do you have a favorite?

I take terrible care of my body skin. I really like the Neutrogena (Olay? I’m sure a couple brands make them) in-shower body lotion. You wash, rinse, put on the lotion, rinse. Like conditioner for your skin. Somehow it works, maybe not as well as actual lotion, but better than nothing.

Yeah that uncomfortable voyeuristic feeling came up quick, lol

It’s something about the eyes. Babies are born with disproportionately huge eyes that their face has to grow into, and seeing that triggers some response in adults that conveys the kid’s vulnerability and such. I am paraphrasing really badly here, but baby animals have it too.

haha right!!! HEAVEN FORBID we be proud/excited about that

I am pregnant and really liking Cannon for a boy right now. But my boyfriend hates it.