My first thought was Grandama’s bedroom paint color

Right? Like, it really didn’t occur to you that he was trying to get you to NOT SHOOT HIM? Get the fuck outta here, Betty

I feel the same exact way. If leggings aren’t pants, what the hell are they?

Did he not do that? I could swear I saw a clip of him being interviewed

the father was there.

That is crazy. I had never heard that.

Me too! I had this great joke all lined up about how the manual was only going to be posted inside an issue of Cosmo..

They’re champagne colored cuz Bitchez love champagne

It’s also one of my fav lipstick shades, I think I have it in every brand/finish that exists.

what the fuck is a kip

her Barack impressions are my life

be still my heart

Not too different, just way worse.

My parents’ across the street neighbor posted on Facebook that I should leave the country and “let ISIS chop my head off” after I ranted about local rednecks and their backwards Kaepernick indignation while literally waving Confederate flags.

As far as I know, Canadian police have to fire something like 5 “warning” shots before they can shoot to kill.

My first assumption would be the lack of actual parenting thing. But who am I to say

I can confirm this is a fact.

yesssssssss perfect. Team Jennifer for life.

OH SHIT. I would be so sad.

I couldn’t help but notice that all your suggestions are women -one could even go so far as to say they’re all ‘bad bitches’ - and I am fully on board with all of them.