I couldn’t watch the premiere last night, got too scared about 20 minutes in. I’m gonna have to try again in the daylight haha

I loved it! I liked all the first three seasons a lot, but I much prefer a contemporary setting, even when I’m reading.

I didn’t finish Freak Show, got to like one or two episodes left and literally couldn’t be bothered. I really tried Hotel but couldn’t even get into it, I watched like 5 episodes and nothing sticks out from any of them. I LOVED all the other seasons. I think I will like this one.

Yeah I was thinking maybe they were posting old pictures of her when she was littler? Still not cool what with the naughty bits and all

Also one time I accidentally used fucking VANILLA flavored soy milk in mashed potatoes and cried about it. I didn’t even realize I had purchased the vanilla flavor —why is it the same color carton as the plain?! I haven’t attempted fake milk since. I tried, cows. Love y’all.

Trickling Springs Creamery, if you can find it. OMG that dark chocolate milk. Their organic line is called Farm Friend. It’s from Lancaster, PA but they have some sort of market in DC as well

SO HARD

Damn sound on my work computer doesn’t work. I can’t wait to watch that. I love Tamron and am glad that (hopefully) people are taking her more seriously.

I cackled

My boyfriend’s mom did this with his sister almost 5 years ago and she still bitches about it. I was lucky enough when I had my daughter that his whole family just happened to have been on vacation (my girl came 4 weeks early, good lookin out). Now I’m pregnant with our 2nd and due in January and have not figured out…

I’m pretty sure I need some

Our confusing third party voter was making my brain spin

my ears are smoking a little

I DO KNOW. Where do you get these metal straws? Do you like have one in your purse?

That is GOOD

that song still comes in my head when i’m hella grumpy with PMS. so, often.

YES

Fun fact, I hate peeing. It’s annoying! Takes time outta my day, it’s freezing ass cold in every bathroom on Earth, once I sit down I really don’t wanna get back up...I put it off as long as I can, to be honest. Probably not super healthy, but I do (try to) drink a reasonable amount of water and other liquids. Since…

I use good old coconut oil! Takes off everything and is obviously great for your skin. I put some in a jar and mix in a couple drops of lavender essential oil because I’m obsessed with lavender. I just kind of rub it all over my face and then wash with my regular cleanser. If there’s anything stubborn left behind, I…

I use good old coconut oil! Takes off everything and is obviously great for your skin. I put some in a jar and mix…

TRUMPELSTILTSKIN. How have I not heard this yet??