Is it a girl? Then yes.

No it sounds like you pretty much got the gist of it.

Same here! Well I’m not a teacher just a bad parent. But I feel like almost everyone I know was sharing this talking about how cute it was, and I was horrified and then they thought I was an asshole.

It’s all kinds of wrong.

Yeah I live in a really small, really Republican town in Virginia, if I wore this to the river (!!) I’m certain someone would call the cops. Mothers would be physically covering their children’s eyes.

I try to have a personal “rule” that only ONE component of my look - hair, makeup, or outfit- can be a shit show at the same time. It seems less sloppy and sad to have a messy bun or no makeup or leggings and a tee on, if the rest of my get up is reasonably well put together. I am pregnant and have a toddler and a…

Nipples, I believe.

It does sort of seem to create a ...bulge, if you will. I can’t look away, honestly

“the baddest bitch banned from the bible” is my official new favorite phrase tied with “ethical slut”

Hello, fellow former ethical slut and current sex-filled monogamous relationship haver!! I just want to agree wholeheartedly with all that you have said here.

Sounds like NO ONE should take their child to a shitty daycare provider like you. Why work with children if you think of them as brats?

And no children who come from any kind of family are “constantly miserable” or any of the other bullshit generalizations you made. They’re probably miserable because you treat them…

I just really want to watch videos of giraffe fights all day

We don’t! I don’t anyway. Not fond of a wet, sandy, vag wedgie

That is burned in my brain now. It is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

I just threw my work computer out the window.

I referred to today as Wednesday in no fewer than 3 work related conversations today. What is life?

I want it!

I thought so! I am already taking the two separately :(

uh..yes..thanks...a synonym for want that is often used by British people. Who live in England, the home of the people we are talking about. See what I did there?

Fancy would probably be preferable in this specific context