This gif tho. Made my Monday.

Well, I think for babies (they do it starting at like a month old!!!!!!!) it is mostly glorified massage practices (although a chiropractor is not licensed in massage obviously) and for these purposes it would basically be some sort of sinus massage situation. But we’re still not doing it.

The ‘doctor’ he works for,…

Bland is prob not the right word there. I mean..not noticeable? I want to say natural looking, but that seems silly in a conversation about drawing on your eyebrows lol

Fellow eyebrow baldy here. I use a gel/cream color in a pot with an angled brush. It's by colourpop and its $5 and pretty amazing. They make pencils too, also $5 and also amazing. I dye my hair a lot, it's kind of burgundy right now, and was black before, but I just always buy Taupe color brow products, it seems to be…

Ok. I need it. More makeup posts, please!!!’

I really want the new Ultimate Basic naked palette, but I only have the first one. And of course I now need this one too. I haven't ever used Smashbox eye anything, but I can't stop won't stop with the warm neutrals

But they have a new Naked coming out!!! Naked Ultimate Basics! I only have the first palette but I want this one. I too have a pretty significant addiction to neutral eyeshadows

cackled out lout at (biblically)

WOW. I missed that one. What a wretched bitch. Fuck the Lochtes as a whole

I haven’t listened yet but I am PUMPED. Between this and the Lifetime movie, my sister in law and i have already started lazily planning a trip to Vegas to see Queen Britney perform next year once I have this damn baby.

I’m kidding. I’m one of those “if it ain’t bleach, it ain’t clean” types.

I though we weren’t supposed to be doing that outside of hospitals, schools, and other super germy places anymore? You know, overusing antibacterials and creating super resistant bacteria and global health and what not.

I like a bar for my face (for night washes), and liquid for my hands, at the sink. Body wash and ANOTHER face bar in the shower. I’m high maintenance like that.



*Not really, by ‘face bars’ i mean the $1 Dove bars. With a quarter moisturizing lotion.

what a visual...*cry/barf*

I’m doing that

onions do not go in guacamole. I also don’t much care for garlic in my guac, but i fucking love garlic literally everywhere else.

and they’re all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same

AMEN. My office doesnt have voicemail either, and don’t even call my damn cell phone. Hang up and text me, please.

I think your dad is my dad

I had to go back to the beginning once I got into the article and make sure it said “governor”