I just really feel like Chrissy Teigen needs a higher score.

and Chrissy Teigen????? I love her. I thought we ALL loved her.

I’ll take it!

same

“mary, that’s reefer” is my new favorite quote. Also I had to really awkwardly work my way up to getting stoned with my mom (I was 22 but my brother did it first!) so I feel you.

my fav comment

Aren’t all cats from hell?


xoxo, a dog person

Whatttt I need that cookbook too, thanks!

this whole thread is fucking hilarious and it made my whole afternoon. I love you guys.


For the record I'm 31 and knew a little about this but am damn glad to know the rest, and not ashamed.

You damn sure can in Virginia.

YES that is so well put, thank you. Third parties start from the bottom up. Tell your friends.

ME TOO that would have been way better. One man and one woman does not a fuck fest make.

No, it is definitely not just you.

OBSESSED. I googled 'matte oxblood lipstick' based on that alone

all I want in life is for my face to really look like that butterfly filter.

Same here. It's red, it's on my head, today I'm a fucking redhead. Come at me.

same! well, frizzy, but you know. I curl it sometimes.

Girlfriend can FLY. For real.

I've never had anyone say anything to me, either, I'm pregnant now and breastfed my now 3 year old for a year. I live in small town Virginia and when I was pregnant the first time, I worked in a nursing home and many of the patients had a lot of opinions about my being unmarried and pregnant. Obviously this is not…

Julianne!! I swear to the gods I just added Simone to my running list of baby names, I'm due in January. Plus then I can ask my kid "What happened, Miss Simone?"