Ugh I forgot his name was Track. Perfect.

my fav lip products of all time, probably.

EW OH MY GOD

Yeah, fuck canning. Definitely dry some! I also like to make a huge batch of kind of a 'blank' tomato sauce and then freeze it in smaller batches to take out and doctor up for spaghetti sauce, pizza sauce, even chili if it's nice and chunky!

NOOOOOOPE. Get some decent, real bread and get that mayonnaise AWAY from me and we can talk.

there is no such thing as too many tomatoes.

god Biden memes are my life. His wife teaches in Northern VA so I hope they stick around here!!!

uhhhh WHAT UP YOUNG JOE

I share an office space with a rather comically grumpy lady in her late 50s, and I laughed, nay cackled, out loud. She's still glaring at me.

My first thought was sun damage!! I was concerned

Trump and Palin, no doubt. But this bitch? Brain damaged.

“Stacey Dash...took to her blog”


Then I threw my work computer out the window. Happy 3 day weekend!!

dammit, dad

I have decided to stick with 25 until no one believes it anymore, so I wouldn't know.

I don't have any productive suggestions, but I love your dad. Maybe show him this article?

you are gifted, and obviously a terrible daughter

so....still kind of a weird sex device.

I didn’t think anyone could be pickier than me in terms of food until I met my daughter. She exists at least 60% on fruit and yogurt. Some days it’s afternoon and I realize she has refused all food but a pack of fruit snacks and 6 grapes and I’m like....are you ok? do you feel dizzy or anything? am I a failure????

*fine for me, anyway. The benefit being sleep and sanity.