Note to self: Used-car salesman is authority on how easy it is for everyone in the country to get good-paying jobs close to home that features good benefits and a regard for their healthcare rights. OK.

Thank you for the new facebook profile picture.

I have a fucking advanced degree and I don't have the luxury of "shopping around" for a job.

This decision opens the doors to all closely held employers who can somehow prove their "sincere religious beliefs" to a court who may not want to provide all contraceptive methods to their employees, regardless of whether scientists consider those contraceptive methods abortive or not. That means a lot of people…

Your President('s Twitter account) is feeling a little cheeky today.

I'm okay with them praying for all the ladies who are having abortions if it means they're not out there harassing people. We should encourage them to pray. We should also mention Matthew 6:5 when we encourage them— that's the verse about how if you pray in public, you don't get any reward from god.

I completely agree. I think this guilt is exacerbated and sometimes even manufactured by society: when a person inquires about how someone can "do it all" or balance their responsibilities, there's an undertone of incredulity that you've actually fulfilled your responsibilities, either your professional ones or your…

He's right for the wrong reason, and ignoring the fact that he's constributing to the very problem he's desperately trying to dismiss.

Someone get this man a vibrator.

I know, I bet he's on his period or something.

Calm down, Matt, you're getting hysterical.

From my time in Boston I found that they mostly protest on the weekends. Hatemongers have to keep down jobs too, probably at puppy-kicking farms and the DMV.

A woman AND a man of color? Are you trying to kill my father?

No, I think centuries of systemic racism perpetuated by white people gave me license to condemn people who would like to maintain white supremacy. And you're gonna be shocked when I say this, but I also call out BLACK PEOPLE for doing this as well, because you don't have to be white to think that whites are the…

So the real way to win Ben Stein's money is to be a hot woman with a sob story. Got it.

Says the woman who sits where she sits because of feminists before her.

Whatever dude. Come back and talk to me when possibly the single most important aspect of men's health is exclusively deemed unimportant and secondary to the religious beliefs of a corporation.