I like going with "eat a bag of dildos" too.

When you have words like fucker, dickhead, douchebag, scumbag, gombeen, idiot, numbnuts, etc why would you ever need to resort to bigoted slurs? Clearly you lack imagination and a love of the English language.

One of the absolute WORST things about being a straight white dude (and there isn't a long list of crappy things that happen to straight white dudes explicitly because they are straight white dudes) is you're just doing whatever you do, living your life, and another straight white dude says the most unbelievable…

How many of those high school people still say it now though? My guess is the vast majority have developed brains enough to know that's offensive. Certainly none of my 30something friends are saying it. When I was younger, I used the r word. Then I found out that hurts people so I stopped. I'm pretty sure anybody…

Shitwhistle, fucknugget, fannybaws, idiot fucking moron bastard, and "YOU MUST NOT LIKE YOUR LIFE" are my go-to driving insults. Racist and homophobic shit? Not so much.

I know. I read this last night and started yelling, "But Sid, what about the good bye drugs?!" at my computer, because that's how long I've had a crush on him! He's now off the list . . .

It's a bag o' dicks, homeslice.

Yeah, I'll admit, I shout "NIGGER!!!" every time a white person cuts me off in traffic.

My go-to is "asshole". If that offends literal butt orifices, I apologize.

Adding to the adult skill list: knowing a babysitter you can send over to your friends house. I WILL PARTY WHEN I WANT TO.

Does Gary Oldman really think that Jewish people are constantly complaining about Germans? Unless we're literally talking about Nazis, we Jews don't care if you're German. And I've never heard any of my Jewish friends say "kraut" unless we're discussing toppings on a Reuben sandwich. But that's cool, Gary. If it makes…

What some people sneeringly refer to as "being politically correct" is what others refer to as being respectful of others. Radical concept, I know.

I've always had a crush on Gary Oldman, but he may have just killed my ladyboner. RIP PRECIOUS LADYWOOD. I HARDLY KNEW THEE.

Why are racists always so convinced that everyone is exactly like them? No Gary, we're not all hypocrites. Some of us really just don't have those words in our vocabulary.

Oldman Yells at Cloud.

Mainpaging is actually part of the structure. This is a subblog, and eventually I hope it will become its own thing, but for right now, it doesn't really have its own readership. Everything gets mainpaged. I'm afraid I disagree that the quotation does not in fact "bear that criticism." I consider it supported, and I…

I love these kinds of gifs, they are like magic!