It's perfect because, should the wrong ears overhear, they can assume that you're just really dedicated to increasing dividends at the company when you say you're looking for big delta.

The site must still be in beta

I know you're trolling, but gentleness =/= weakness. It's time to let that false equivalence drop.

No, Dr. Rhodes. You have it backwards. The Beta males (bullshit category that it is) are actually the ones who try and pull all the macho shit because they're terrified of not appearing manly enough. They're the ones who will hinder women for the sake of appearing more manly because they're so desperate to prove…

I think I might love you. On the prowl for delta is my new go-to catch-phrase.

Let's not give any more juice to the woefully inaccurate and enabling language of "alphas" and "betas," the MRA's don't need any more encouragement. People who use those labels often sound unhinged and I never trust anything or anyone who uses those terms seriously. They're like some sort of awful self-fulfilling…

communicative, responsible, thoughtful, and collaborative

I wrote a relationship advice book. It's really short! —

I don't care if people think he's alpha, beta, or gamma, so long as I'm getting that sweet, sweet delta.

Except these days *everyone* claims to be an introvert.

"Error establishing a database connection." I'm just incompatible with everything.

Sorry, I saw the word "bossy" in the first bullet point and stopped.

Since Benghazi was the subject of the discussion, I present you with images of Libyan protestors after the attack in Benghazi.

Alternative headline (not that yours was bad): Awesome Muslim Lady Fucking Schools a Bunch of Shithead Conservative Loons as to How American Political Discourse Is Supposed to Work

and I dare them to produce fewer shitty plays by men. As already lamented by every student who has had to read the cannon ever.

"But other people do it too" is not a counter-argument.

Hmm. I have yet to see a feminist go on a massive shooting spree after writing a 140 page manifesto explaining her hatred for men.