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These bigoted religious nuts have to realize that NO we don't have to respect your bullshit beliefs. I will not stand back while you keep oppressing people in the name of your religion. Nope. Not all beliefs deserve equal treatment. Especially ones that actively destroy people's lives. Like actually destroy them…

I agree that it's definitely BETTER than a lot of anti-gay Christian rhetoric, but it still boils down to this:

I'm not anti-gay, but I don't think they should get married.

I know I'm in the minority here, but I like these outfits.

Here's another. ;-)

Shiba owner here. If you plan on getting a shiba, please read up on the breed. Everything people say about the breed is generally true.

Aw, Lena is adorable! It is actually awesome to advocate for people adopting black shelter dogs and cats because, apparently, they don't get adopted as much. Particularly black cats (because of the whole bad luck superstition) are really hard to find homes for, which is so sad! Signed, Owner of an Adorable Black…

The best dogs are what I call "black dogs" - no one knows what they are, except their fur is black and they're clever. Exhibit A: Lena

I'd argue that mutts are more glamourous! People are always asking me questions about my unique-looking mutt that some boring-ass purebred would never get.

It does read as if Doge himself wrote it trying to pass as hoomin.

I feel compelled to post a picture of my non-Shiba rescue (who I later learned is a Kooikerhondje...THAT'S AN ACTUAL BREED!). I present to you, Roo McClanahan...

Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They…

Eh, she's probably just living in Texas.

tl/dr:

I, for one, welcome our new vagina blessed overlords.

Or buy a snow blower, if you have room for it. Here in -15 below Indianapolis, I was able to easily clean not only our walks, but those of the elderly neighbors and our neighbor in the military who couldn't get home to do his because he was doing emergency work. I just walked up and down the block and dug everyone out.

"...colder than Jack Frost's butt plug"

Courtesy of my aunt in Cananda: